an idler's miscellany of compendious amusements

About Me

I am VanDraka Anastasia le viniti LeBlanc, the lost {princess} of France, a charming farouche and intellectual whore. I am 790994361 Seconds old ****************************** I post artsy things, grotesque things, simplistique things and sex. and more sex. ***************************** *The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!” ~Jack Kerouac ************************** Disclaimer: All images, unless otherwise noted, were taken from the Internet and are assumed to be in the public domain. In the event that there is still a problem or error with copyrighted material, the break of the copyright is unintentional and noncommercial and the material will be removed immediately upon presented proof. ***************************** 28:06:42:12 ***************************** Protect Me From What I Want: Protège moi *****************************

Blogs I follow:

1. 

   (Source: thingscomearound)

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2. I hate finding interesting looking parties and no one to go with. I’m so utterly bored.

3. run-down-verses:

   We were
   Not
   Each other’s
   Forever
   We were
   Only
   Each other’s
   Diversion
   On our
   Quests
   For
   The ones who
   Are

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4. vanehwasreal:

   my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

   I have never been more distraught in my entire life

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5. classycarolinagirl:

   iputthelucyinlucifer:

   hungarian:

   sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

   on the contrary: if he is shocked by your nakedness it could put him off balance enough for you to start yodeling and really freak him the fuck out before you knee him in the balls with your bare leg and run to call 911

   There are two kinds of people.

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6. showthemyourlove:

   Papi decided to take Pictures during Play time!

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7. First person to say “Mine now” in the ask box owns me for 3 days

   (Source: askboxmemes)

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8. 

   4ngelo:

   theodorepython:

   miami-tea:

   The Defibrillator Toaster

   My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

   “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

   He’s bread, Jim.

   Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

   If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

   JESUS CRUST.

   JAM IT!

   “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

   I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

   HES BREAD JIM

   JESUS CRUST

   (Source: secretsbest)

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10. 

    (Source: genre-bdsm-kinky)

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11. 

    the-fire-type-kid:

    wise words, tub baracuda, wise words.

    (Source: nightmarepoet)

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12. 

    cherrybam:

    by: cherrybam; pic: elena

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13. marxvx:

    A guide about how to use sex toys entitled Dildos and Dildon’ts

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14. chawsmao:

    How relationships work:

    I like your butt.

    However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

    But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

    Hahahhahaa

    (Source: deadybearspicnic)

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15. 

    (Source: workshoperoticabangbang)

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