omfg i’ve discovered the wonders of beef-less beef strips…this stuff is a-fucking-mazing!
No way, no way; I think you need a new one.
Hey (hey), you (you): I could be your girlfriend.” —Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
oh my god lmfao
down your throat
you are so full
light.” —You Better Not Cry by Augusten Burroughs (via lunelait )
Has nothing to do with your tits or vagina. I’m sorry your church told you those are the locations that respect comes from and how you lose it if those areas are exposed, but they lied.