an idler's miscellany of compendious amusements

February 2012

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January 2012

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Jan 31, 20121,432 notes

omfg i’ve discovered the wonders of beef-less beef strips…this stuff is a-fucking-mazing!

Jan 31, 2012

“You’re a wizard, Harry.” —Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

Jan 31, 2012260 notes

“gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he said “NO..”” da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)” —Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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“恭喜发财!” —Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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“Two of you stand before me, but I only have one photo in my hands, and this photo represents the girl who is still in the running towards becoming America’s Next Top Model.” —Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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“Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.” —Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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“Hey (hey), you (you): I don’t like your girlfriend.
No way, no way; I think you need a new one.
Hey (hey), you (you): I could be your girlfriend.” —Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

Jan 31, 2012124 notes

“Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.” —Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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“I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.” —Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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“Yeezy taught me.” —Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

oh my god lmfao

Jan 31, 2012295 notes

“Because he will grip you by the shoulders and wrench you around and he will bring his bristly mouth to yours and blow
stars
down your throat
until
you are so full
of
light.” —You Better Not Cry by Augusten Burroughs (via lunelait )

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Self Respect

llane:

Has nothing to do with your tits or vagina. I’m sorry your church told you those are the locations that respect comes from and how you lose it if those areas are exposed, but they lied.

Jan 31, 2012496 notes

Smooth Operator Sade

unclegrimace:

Smooth Operator - Sade

Jan 31, 201211 notes

TMI Tuesday, ask me inappropriate, personal, sexual, awkward questions. I'll answer anything you're curious about.

xD

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